Before I shower: Ugh, damn it I'm too lazy & I don't want to shower. Ill do it later.
When I'm in the shower: What is this magical fuckery? This is the most relaxing thing ever. It's like a vacation in my own bathroom. So warm, so magical. This is holy water that's been blessed by God himself. I never want to leave this spot as it wraps its pleasuring waters or warmth around my body.